- People who stand in the express check-out lane with more than the alloted number of items
- People who say things that are so ridiculous that they don't warrant being corrected... they just need to be slapped
- People who use air quotes incorrectly
- People who ask you questions they have no business asking
Now I am sure you are all thinking this would be a bad idea because everyone would be slapping each other... but I think if we punished the above mentioned behaviors with a firm hand to the cheek, many of them would cease to exist.
So I am interested to hear what some of you would consider "slap worthy" behavior.